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[06 Sep 2004|02:29pm]
If you haven't seen this yet, go now

The truth about American Airlines flight 77
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Mmm, first real update in like...a year? [31 Aug 2004|10:15pm]
[ mood | indifferent ]





Ok so thats what I look like now. I started wearing glasses and I rather like to wear them as I hadn't until now known that I was friggin blind as a bat. So now I can see like a normal person, yay. I started college again this week, this should be my last year and I am currently taking the maximum amount of units I can take. Fortunately, my classes are pretty easy, (Intro to computers (I know! pathetic), Japanese 3, History of Southeast Asia, Art history of India, and Business Calculus. All things told, not too bad. I'm also working out five days a week at godawful 24hr fitness. I'm seeing pretty good results on my program which you can find here. I'm taking protein, creatine, and L-glutamine, as I think any more is overkill (even creatine is a bit ehhh..). But all things told I have noticed a difference with these supplements and I've had a lot more energy, started looking healthier, and a whole bunch of other incalculable benefits since I began 10 weeks ago. My girlfriend xotatithehottie as you may or may not already know, recently had a tumor removed from her spinal cord. Its been just over two weeks since the surgery and already she is up and energetic (and even attending school!). I am really proud of her and all the progress she has made, and I feel we've all been blessed by her quick recovery. I plan on tranferring to fullerton next year, and I'm on track to reach that goal barring any catastrophes. So in the next year I'll be doing my best to enjoy this easy local life as best I can, before that unknown future is upon me. I suppose sometime in the near future I'll lighten up and make a normal post but I just realized I hadn't divulged much factual info about whats going on with me lately, so I thought I'd take this opportunity to do that.

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Five Twenty Eight Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [20 Jul 2004|08:50pm]
[ mood | horny ]

Proud new member of the pompous prick club

Eat

That

Mother

Fuckers


BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
bahbye

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[05 Jul 2004|03:38pm]
Ok, so I left a pot of kraft macaroni and cheese out for like 4 days right?
And we have this little ant problem in our house...
And yet the ants are hanging around the shampoo and wont touch this macaroni
I think thats a bad sign.
OBEY THE MASTER

The Average PC is Infested with Spyware [17 Apr 2004|04:51pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Yoinked from the venerable /.

This article claims that Earthlink have discovered that the average user's PC has 28 spyware programs on it. More details can be found on Earthlink's spyware auditing page." Compare to a university study. The FTC is hosting a Spyware Workshop.

That said, if you don't know what spyware is or don't know how to get rid of it, or at the very least, haven't run a healthy scan lately, I suggest that you...

  • Visit Lavasoft to pick up a free edition copy of the award winning Ad-Aware spyware detection and removal program

  • Once you are done with that, just in case lavasoft decides to withhold certain programs from their free edition just to spite you, I suggest you clean up after Ad-Aware using Spybot Search & Destroy. In practice, I've found neither program to be consistent with the other, so its better you be doubly safe. Both ARE free after all...

    You can get ahold of Spybot Search & Destroy here (spybot.info)</a>

    Article referenced may be found here (slashdot.org)
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    Kill Bill : Volume II [17 Apr 2004|02:46am]
    [ mood | tired ]

    With a nod to stelvask and lachrymatory, here goes my Kill Bill Vol 2. Post, starting...



    With this awesome Chinese man with the most amusing beard stroke mannerisms possible. Say hello to my Halloween costume, its just too bad you cant see the ends of his eyebrows clearly, they spike up at least 5 inches obliquely into the air on either side....just beautiful Quentin....no way to make Quentin shorter and cutesier

    Quent? Que? Queernt? Quenty? nah........see what I mean?

    Any case, the movie was great, see it. If you haven't seen the first yet, you'll be fine up until the Spanish pimp asks about the pussy wagon.

    Well, I had all kinds of deep unrelated-to-the-movie thoughts on the drive home but, I forgot em, and you don’t wanna hear em anyway.

    Maybe tomorrow…if I remember

    Edit : I got it! Queefin!

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    [17 Apr 2004|02:39am]
    Taken from readers digest, April 2004

    They're stars, just not the brightest ones

    Britney Spears and her entourage walked out halfway through a screening of Robert Downy Jr.'s new film, The Singing Detective, Spears said she found the plot of the film--and most films at the Sundance Film Festival--confusing. "The movies here are weird," she complained. "You actually have to think about them."

    "I think that gay mairrage should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger on "Hannity and Colmes" (FOX News)

    When asked if he visited the Parthenon while in Greece, Shaquille O'Neal answered, "I can't really remember the names of the clubs we went to."

    ;0)
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    [28 Mar 2004|04:47am]
    [ mood | tired ]

    *looks around*
    Ya, I'd really just rather be a square
    not to suggest anyone here tries to be something they aren't
    On the contrary
    They try so hard to be themselves its exhausting to read, much less write
    Nothing should compete with living but dying
    With living out stories that could, but do not need, to be told.
    Thats my feeling, I'm going with that
    Zak Wolk introduced me to Sam Williams tonight
    He is a very intelligent poet, do peep him
    Living the unsung life is a boring process
    But fulfilling in retrospect, and fraught with likelihood of marginal success
    The dangers of mediocrity, of becoming what I used to hate, now marginally dislike, and will eventually rub noses next to.
    Looking cool isn't that challenging, being so can be a life derailing process
    Or as the Japanese so astutely and contrarily put it
    The nail that stands up gets hit
    Here's to squaredom, goodnight planet earth.

    OBEY THE MASTER

    [28 Mar 2004|01:31am]
    Methinks I need to buy a new mousepad...
    Or just get my girlfriend to come over when she's feeling patient

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    [25 Mar 2004|01:46am]
    [ mood | happy ]

    Driving 80% of the way home on cruise control is a wonderful, wonderful experience

    Cheap, Fast, Good
    Pick 2

    My Corollary 1 (may already be done, haven't seen)

    Under Budget, On Time, To Spec
    Pick 2

    .

    Life is good, that is all

    OBEY THE MASTER

    [14 Mar 2004|03:00am]
    ( ) i never have been drunk
    ( ) i never have smoked pot
    ( ) i never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
    (x) i never have kissed a member of the same sex
    (x) i never crashed a friend's car
    ( ) i never have been to japan
    ( ) i never rode in a taxi
    ( ) i never had anal sex
    ( ) i never have been in love
    ( ) i never had sex
    ( ) i never have had sex in public
    ( ) i never have been dumped
    ( ) i never shoplifted
    (x) i never have been fired
    ( ) i never have been in a fist fight
    (x) i never had a threesome
    ( ) i never snuck out of my parents' house
    ( ) i never have been tied up (sexually)
    ( ) i never have been caught masturbating
    ( ) i never pissed on myself
    (x) i never had sex with a member of the same sex
    (x) i never have been arrested
    ( ) i never made out with a stranger
    ( ) i never stole something from my job
    (x) i never celebrated new years in time square
    (x) i never went on a blind date
    ( ) i never lied to a friend
    ( ) i never had a crush on a teacher
    ( ) i never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
    (x) i never been to europe
    ( ) i never skipped school
    (x) i never slept with a co-worker
    ( ) i never cut myself on purpose
    (x) i never had sex at the office
    (x) i never got married
    (x) i never got divorced
    (x) i never had children
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    My new home! [29 Feb 2004|04:18pm]
    [ mood | happy ]

    So, for those of you that don't know already
    I am, as I had said before, becoming trailer trash
    Though to be politically correct, I will be becoming a "Mobile Home Park Resident".

    Purchased a comfy lil place right off pier avenue in hermosa beach, its gonna be awesome ;0)

    pictures...Collapse )

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    How to kill anything that moves, while you sleep, for 10,000 dollars or less [23 Feb 2004|03:13am]
    [ mood | twisted ]

    Well, even though I regularly post some of the most interesting shit you can find on livejournal, I still recognize that the vast majority of you aren't reading this. Therefore...Collapse )

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    Environmental Recursion Analogy [19 Feb 2004|10:24pm]
    Sounds like a boring title, I know, but this is yet another of my many mental masterbations that I thought somebody might find more interesting that this weeks quiz, if not I dont care, my talent (if I have any) is in words, not cute little drawings...

    Beware or be DaredCollapse )
    Yeah, I'll stop there
    You get the point...

    Right?
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    How Video Games Ruined My Life : A True Story [19 Feb 2004|10:13pm]
    This is empty, come back laterCollapse )
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    El Camino : Returning Thoughts [19 Feb 2004|10:10pm]
    [ mood | amused ]

    Tuesday was the first day back to El Camino Community College, my sixth semester there going on eight. Naturally, there were some amusing first day sights that reminded me of what makes it such a…….”special” place.

  • A utility closet on the east stairwell of the music building, labled utility. Not particularly interesting outside of the aptly and amusingly applied F to the beginning of it, I wish I had a digital camera. Oh and for those of you who didn’t catch that, it was a utility closet that said “futility”. Ahh how uproariously appropriate… ;0)

  • A person with a limp/broken leg, pushing someone in a wheelchair that was holding his cane for him. Damn…gives a whole new meaning to that “lean on me” song. My only thought was, who is depending on who?

    Well that was the cream off the top anyways, wanna go to my school now?
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    Random Tidbits (TM) [12 Dec 2003|10:36pm]
    [ mood | strange ]

    Well, first, to gross you all out
    I had the unusual honor of being the victim of what I thought was just an extremely sharp booger. It actually turned out to be an ingrown hair on the inside of my right nostril. It had a few good days time to get going before I figured out what it was, and that was when I learned of the method to extract an ingrown hair in this situation, a procedure I shall impart now. I put rubbing alcohol onto a q-tip and pressed it firmly against the affected area, feeling a pain that only the combination of raw skin and rubbing alcohol INSIDE YOUR NOSE WHILE YOU'RE BREATHING can produce. The first q tip came out with 5 hairs attached, the other side got three, and so on and so forth until I had about 14 hairs/hair fragments extracted from the nostril. Teaches me to go williy nilly with the trimmer. Maybe I should get my nostrils waxed, I forget where I found a picture of that...

    I spent my workday in the middle school lab surrounded by screaming children playing yu gi oh!, Somehow I was still able to concentrate, maybe I am cut out for this job after all? There is a weird skinny trailer trash guy that goes to my video store and always rents hentai. He looks like he is going to kill someone and wears a nascar hat and has really dry eyes. If you know mike magee, think mike magees dad on speed, and really quiet. Anyway, I'm not one to talk considering....................................hentaiisn'tsobadafterall(tm) BUT ANYWAY

    Christmas sucks, you people are hard to shop for
    And my parents are trying to get me to move into the trailer park on 190th, or some condo in gardena.
    In 3 months, or 15months, one or or the other, I will be a lonely bachelorolorlorlor.

    With a very hot girlfriend

    As opposed to being a living-with-my-parents-loser-but-thats-ok-cuz-i'm-lonely-without-them-and-can't-properly-feed-or-take-care-of-myself-(tm)

    With a very hot girlfriend (Copyright of tha T. A. C.)

    But shit guys, I'm gonna be TRAILER TRASH!!!, WTF!
    2 blocks from the beach........but still TRAILER TRASH
    Ahhhhhh
    Oh yeah, and I might need a roommate, any takers? ;0)
    I promise I wont sell your organs on the black market when you fall asleep,
    At least as long as I keep my job

    edit: holy shit what if the hentai guy lives there too?
    ....scary

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    [11 Dec 2003|01:59am]
    you are yellowgreen
    #9ACD32

    Your dominant hues are green and yellow. There's no doubt about the fact that you think with your head, but you don't want to be seen as boring and want people to know about your adventurous streak now and again.

    Your saturation level is higher than average - You know what you want, but sometimes know not to tell everyone. You value accomplishments and know you can get the job done, so don't be afraid to run out and make things happen.

    Your outlook on life is brighter than most people's. You like the idea of influencing things for the better and find hope in situations where others might give up. You're not exactly a bouncy sunshine but things in your world generally look up.
    the spacefem.com html color quiz
    OBEY THE MASTER

    [07 Dec 2003|01:28am]
    So yeah I've been up and down within an ongoing slump these past few months. Just seems all my present and future concerns become more and more entropified by the day. Life is not as polarized a thing as fiction makes it out to be. Nothing seems simple to me anymore. I greet every passing moment with listlessness. I feel as if everything needs to change but none of it can be changed. I feel there are no long term satisfactory changes possible at this point. I used to feel so confident about everything, used to have faith in myself and my abilities and most importantly, my ability to realize my dreams. Now I am just as unsure about the dreams as the ability to achieve them.
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    DESPAIR!!! For those of you I haven't shared this appropriately with yet... [30 Nov 2003|12:43am]
    [ mood | tired ]

    The latest from despair inc., hopefully they give you a chuckle, here's a few freebies...

    Aww hell heres everything

    don't worry they're just links...Collapse )

    OBEY THE MASTER

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