Well, first, to gross you all out
I had the unusual honor of being the victim of what I thought was just an extremely sharp booger. It actually turned out to be an ingrown hair on the inside of my right nostril. It had a few good days time to get going before I figured out what it was, and that was when I learned of the method to extract an ingrown hair in this situation, a procedure I shall impart now. I put rubbing alcohol onto a q-tip and pressed it firmly against the affected area, feeling a pain that only the combination of raw skin and rubbing alcohol INSIDE YOUR NOSE WHILE YOU'RE BREATHING can produce. The first q tip came out with 5 hairs attached, the other side got three, and so on and so forth until I had about 14 hairs/hair fragments extracted from the nostril. Teaches me to go williy nilly with the trimmer. Maybe I should get my nostrils waxed, I forget where I found a picture of that...
I spent my workday in the middle school lab surrounded by screaming children playing yu gi oh!, Somehow I was still able to concentrate, maybe I am cut out for this job after all? There is a weird skinny trailer trash guy that goes to my video store and always rents hentai. He looks like he is going to kill someone and wears a nascar hat and has really dry eyes. If you know mike magee, think mike magees dad on speed, and really quiet. Anyway, I'm not one to talk considering....................................hentaiisn'tsobadafterall(tm) BUT ANYWAY
Christmas sucks, you people are hard to shop for
And my parents are trying to get me to move into the trailer park on 190th, or some condo in gardena.
In 3 months, or 15months, one or or the other, I will be a lonely bachelorolorlorlor.
With a very hot girlfriend
As opposed to being a living-with-my-parents-loser-but-thats-ok-cuz-i'm-lonely-without-them-and-can't-properly-feed-or-take-care-of-myself-(tm)
With a very hot girlfriend (Copyright of tha T. A. C.)
But shit guys, I'm gonna be TRAILER TRASH!!!, WTF!
2 blocks from the beach........but still TRAILER TRASH
Oh yeah, and I might need a roommate, any takers? ;0)
I promise I wont sell your organs on the black market when you fall asleep,
At least as long as I keep my job
edit: holy shit what if the hentai guy lives there too?